The flavor text reads: "If you can read this, you are a monster geek." Magical Hacker was originally a Human Teenage Gamer allowing Mistform Ultimus and all Changelings to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but I removed it because, at the time, Un - creature types were official in black border and I was trying to restrict how many new creature types I was adding
Command zone value led me to Oloro, Ageless Ascetic and Derevi, Empyrial Tactician
Magics first new card type in what felt like ages
It's a sneaky little rogue with flash, so you can whip it out as a surprise when someone is getting greedy with their tutors or ramp spells
Using a bedroom as the setting, where many of us have experienced our scariest nightmares and where were typically at our most vulnerable, only adds to how horrifying this card art is